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Hillary Clinton, Flight Attendant

Hillary Clinton played the role of a flight attendant on her press plane yesterday. Among her remarks, issued over the public address system:

“Please keep your seatbelts fastened in case of turbulence. I’ve learned recently that things can get awfully bumpy without warning… In the event of an unexpected drop in poll numbers, this plane will be diverted to New Hampshire… If you look out the right side of the plane, you will see tax cuts for the wealthiest and war without end. If you look out the left side of the plane, you will see a strong middle class at home, and a strong reputation in the world.”
Wow, what a prankster. I’ll bet they were wiping away tears of laughter with that one.

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