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Jim Moran, Just the Man to Defuse a Tense Situation

I’m off to watch my congressman, Jim Moran, in another adventure in sensitive, nuanced outreach to constituents. With any luck, he will avoid any additional physical altercations with eight-year-old carjackers.

He may, however, take a few moments to denounce Viagra ads.

Asked by TMZ about his bill seeking to ban Viagra ads, Moran responded, “Oh, give me a break. Look, any guys that are spending their time sitting on the couch during daytime, watchin’ television, I don’t give a damn what happens to ‘em. Cripes sake. Tell ya, don’t they have something better to do during the day than spend all day as couch potatoes? They’re doin’ that, they need something more than the pills.”

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