The Campaign Spot

McCain’s Call to Fire Cox Claims Its First Victim: Chuck Schumer’s Sanity

Among the more hilarious responses to John McCain’s calling for the firing of SEC Chairman Chris Cox:

“Instead of firing Cox, McCain should explain how his policies differ from President Bush on this issue,” added Sen. Chuck Schumer.

How does McCain differ from Bush on this issue? Well, for starters, McCain… wants to fire Chris Cox.
I mean, I realize it’s tough to spot that difference, what with it hiding in the beginning of your own sentence right there and all.
I kept looking for a following sentence that said, “Then Schumer suddenly convulsed, one eye started blinking madly, and a robotic voice from within his head began to repeat ‘DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE ENTERING SHUTDOWN MODE,’ as a thin stream of smoke emerged from his ears.”