Look, residents of Rep. Eric Cantor’s 7th congressional district. Just because Democrat Charlie Diradour wants to represent you in Congress doesn’t mean he’s willing to live near you. You guys might have cooties or something. So he’s going to continue to live in Virginia’s 3rd congressional district, where they have standards.
Suggested slogan: Charlie Diradour: He’s like a good neighbor who doesn’t want to have anything to do with you.