Hillary Clinton, in her victory speech tonight:
I believe our party is strong enough for this challenge. I am strong enough for it. You know I never give up. I’ll keep coming back, and I’ll stand with you as long as you stand with me…
That is why I’m carrying on, and if you give me a chance, Democrats, I’ll be back to West Virginia in the general election and we’ll win this state and we’ll win the White House.
After that, her eyes glowed red and a portion of her skin was removed to reveal her titanium endoskeleton, as the Cyberdyne Systems model HIL-800 pledged to “accomplish mission objectives.”