From this morning’s Jolt:
The Story You Won’t Be Reading Here
Am I going to write about the guy claiming a one-night stand with Christine O’Donnell? Nope.
The Story You Will Be Reading Here
Guess how many official write-in candidates are in Alaska’s Senate race? At least 22.
ADDENDA: You may or may not have heard about the found footage from a 1923 Charlie Chaplin film, where some viewers claim they see a woman talking on a cellular phone in the background. One popular, if not terribly plausible theory: This is visual evidence of time travel. The somewhat more plausible theory is that this woman is using a kind of hearing aid found at the time. Of course, her manner of carrying the device — which we never get a good look at — and talking certainly does mimic today’s cell-phone users.
To paraphrase Brian Faughnan, if she’s a time traveler, she had better be calling someone to help her kill Hitler.