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Sen. Hatch Excerpts From The Gridiron Dinner

. . . “When I went through security [to get to the dinner], I was asked if I had a bomb in my underwear. Modesty, of course kept me from answering truthfully,” Hatch said. “I’m actually at the age where, if a woman tells me I’m hot, it just means my Ben-Gay is working.” But Hatch noted that while everyone sees him as a senator, his wife, Elaine, “knows me as the original stimulus package.”

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