Biden’s Border Plan Is Better Than the Status Quo

While his policies have caused chaos, his new plan would provide a more orderly framework to handle people flooding into America — if implemented correctly.

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Migrants from Nicaragua and Ecuador and other nationalities wait in line to be processed by U.S. Border Patrol agents in El Paso, Texas, January 4, 2023.

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In the words of erstwhile Saturday Night Live travel correspondent Stefon, the world’s hottest new club is the UNITED STATES. This place has everything: Waffle House ninjas, suitcase-stealing Biden administration officials, dogs that ride buses like humans, and Matt Gaetz.

In recent years, the nonstop party we offer has attracted a record number of potential patrons to Club America. Last year, the U.S. Border Patrol reported 2.2 million encounters, up from 1.7 million the year before. In three of the previous four years under President Donald Trump, the Border Patrol reported fewer than 406,000 encounters (with a spike in 2019 up to 809,000).

Christian Schneider

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Christian Schneider

Christian Schneider is a National Review contributor and writes the Anti-Knowledge newsletter. He is a co-host of the podcast Wasn't That Special: 50 Years of SNL.

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