From Concertos to Cage Matches, America Can Do It All

Party at the White House! Trump turned 80, and the country’s approaching its 250th birthday, so why not throw a UFC cage-fighting event? It did not please everyone. Granted, it may have been a bit déclassé, but it’s better than bare-breasted transsexuals on the White House lawn.

“What?” says the person suddenly concerned with public decorum. “That never happened.”