Just like many everyday Americans, I am also very interested in Pokémans Go.

Since the Pokémans Go game came out on the phones, I can’t stop playing with the Pokémans, either. As the slogan goes, “Got to catch the mall!” and I completely understand what that means, because even though I am running for president, I am a regular, Pokémans-playing person just like you.

My fellow Americans, we now live in a country where both men and women alike can play Pokémans Go. It’s not just a boys’ club anymore. Now, I’d like to think that I had something to do with that, but in any case, the most important thing is that we fight to ensure that the world stays that way. And that’s why you need to vote for me.

Donald Trump and the Republicans want to return this country to a place where women, Muslims, and immigrants cannot play Pokémans — and I for one do not want to see that happen.

I also think it’s great that Pokémans can “evolve.” For example, Pokémans can start out believing that marriage should be between one man and one woman, and then evolve into Pokémans who are staunch supporters of gay marriage. Pokémans can start out supporting policies that put an inordinate amount of African Americans in prison, and then evolve into Pokémans who complain that there are too many African Americans in prison. I’m constantly hearing from all of the Millennials and grandchildren that I hang out with that they like it when their Pokémans evolve (and think that it is good), so I’d just encourage everyone out there to have the same attitude when selecting the next president (me).

I was recently asked what my favorite Pokéman is. I could not answer, which may make you believe that I have actually no idea what Pokémans are. But I totally do know what Pokémans are, just like I totally do know how to ride the subway. I didn’t answer the Pokémans question because unlike Donald Trump, I believe that all Pokémans should be loved equally. And I did that thing on the subway on purpose to be funny because just like you, I sometimes like to make jokes.

#related#I’d like to encourage all the young Americans who I care about so much to tweet me how they feel about Pokémans in three emojis or less. The winning tweet will win a chance to play Pokémans on the street with me, Lena Dunham, and the cast of Hamilton.

Thank you. And I look forward to support from everyone in the upcoming election. Charizard, Pikachu, Charmander, black vote, Hispanic vote, millennial vote, gay vote, female vote . . . “Got to catch the mall,” you know what I’m saying? Lol!

— Hillary Rodham Clinton

— Katherine Timpf is a reporter for National Review Online.