A doorknob is threatening my Thanksgiving. A doorknob in Danbury, Conn. A freaking doorknob, people!
Let me explain.
Holidays and feasts are supposed to interrupt the then-current events. Even horrible ones, such as our pandemic and its restrictions.
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A doorknob is threatening my Thanksgiving. A doorknob in Danbury, Conn. A freaking doorknob, people!
Let me explain.

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Michael Brendan Dougherty is a senior writer at National Review Online.
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A doorknob is threatening my Thanksgiving. A doorknob in Danbury, Conn. A freaking doorknob, people!
Let me explain.

About the Author
Michael Brendan Dougherty is a senior writer at National Review Online.
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