The Trolling Election

This election has given new meaning to the phrase “trash talk.”

In the waning days of this campaign, America’s two major political parties have condemned Americans to litigate which party’s voters are, in aggregate, a bigger pile of festering “garbage.” In an effort to put that debate to rest, Donald Trump’s creative campaign put the candidate in a class 2 high-visibility safety vest and sent him off to a photo-op driving garbage truck.