A valedictory message to those learned minds whose legal education consists entirely of scrolling through Twitter.
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Dear students, faculty, and anonymous trolls:
Congratulations on finally graduating from Twitter Law School. What a long trip it’s been, huh? After 30 full minutes of coursework and reading three sentences of a Sonia Sotomayor dissent, you have finally achieved the best legal education the zero dollars you have invested can purchase. Just think, when you started your journey, Sabrina Carpenter’s espresso was still hot!
About the Author
Christian Schneider is a National Review contributor and writes the Anti-Knowledge newsletter. He is a co-host of the podcast Wasn't That Special: 50 Years of SNL.
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Dear students, faculty, and anonymous trolls:
Congratulations on finally graduating from Twitter Law School. What a long trip it’s been, huh? After 30 full minutes of coursework and reading three sentences of a Sonia Sotomayor dissent, you have finally achieved the best legal education the zero dollars you have invested can purchase. Just think, when you started your journey, Sabrina Carpenter’s espresso was still hot!
About the Author
Christian Schneider is a National Review contributor and writes the Anti-Knowledge newsletter. He is a co-host of the podcast Wasn't That Special: 50 Years of SNL.
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