My husband called it first. Then, a brilliant, 75-year-old scholar and raconteur confessed to me over wine: โIโm sexually attracted to her. I donโt care that she knows nothing.โ
Finally, writer Robert Draper closed the file on the Sarah Palin mystery with a devastating article in this Sundayโs New York Times Magazine: โThe Making (and Remaking) of McCain.โ
McCain didnโt know her. He didnโt vet her. His campaign team had barely an impression. In a bar one night, Draper asked one of McCainโs senior advisers: โLeaving aside her actual experience, do you know how informed Governor Palin is about the issues of the day?โ
The adviser thought a moment and replied: โNo, I donโt know.โ
Blame the sycamore tree.
McCain had met Palin only once โ in February, at the governorโs convention in Washington, D.C. โ before the day he selected her as his running mate. The second time was at his Sedona, Ariz., ranch on Aug. 28, just four days before the GOP convention.
As Draper tells it, McCain took Palin to his favorite coffee-drinking spot down by a creek and a sycamore tree. They talked for more than an hour, and, as Napoleon whispered to Josephine, โVoilaโ
One does not have to be a psychoanalyst to reckon that McCain was smitten. By no means am I suggesting anything untoward between McCain and his running mate. Palin is a governor, after all. She does have an executive resume, if a thin one. And sheโs a natural politician who connects with people.
But there can be no denying that McCainโs selection of her over others far more qualified โ and his mind-boggling lack of attention to details that matter โ suggests other factors at work. His judgment may have been clouded by โฆ what?
Science provides clues. A study in Canada, published in New Scientist in 2003, found that pretty women foil menโs ability to assess the future. โDiscounting the future,โ as the condition is called, means preferring immediate, lesser rewards to greater rewards in the future.
Drug dealers, car salesmen and politicians rely on this affliction and pray feverishly for its persistence.
The Canadian psychologists showed pictures of attractive and not-so attractive men and women to students of the opposite sex. The students were offered a prize โ either a small check for the next day or a larger check at some later date.
The men made perfectly rational decisions, opting for the delayed larger amount after viewing the average-looking women. You know where this is going. (Women, by the way, were rational no matter what.)
That men are at a disadvantage when attractive women are present is a fact upon which women have banked for centuries. Ignoring it now profits only fools. McCain spokesmen have said that he was attracted to Palinโs maverickness, that she reminded him of himself.
Recognizing oneself in a member of the opposite sex (or the same sex, as the case may be) is a powerful invitation to bonding. Narcissus fell in love with his own image reflected in the river, imagining it to be his deceased and beloved sisterโs. In McCainโs case, it doesnโt hurt that his reflection is spiked with feminine approval.
As my husband observed early on, McCain the mortal couldnโt mind having an attractive woman all but singing arias to his greatness. Cameras frequently capture McCain beaming like a gold-starred schoolboy while Palin tells crowds that he is โexactly the kind of man I want as commander in chief.โ This, notes Draper, โseemed to confer not only valor but virility on a 72-year-old politician who only weeks ago barely registered with the party faithful.โ
It is entirely possible that no one could have beaten the political force known as Barack Obama โ under any circumstances. And though it isnโt over yet, it seems clear that McCain made a tragic, if familiar, error under that sycamore tree. Will he join the pantheon of men who, intoxicated by a womanโs power, made the wrong call?
Had Antony not fallen for Cleopatra, Octavian might not have captured the Roman Empire. Had Bill resisted Monica, Al Gore may have become president and Hillary might be todayโs Democratic nominee.
If McCain, rightful heir to the presidency, loses to Obama, history undoubtedly will note that he was defeated at least in part by his own besotted impulse to discount the future. If he wins, then he must be credited with having correctly calculated natureโs power to befuddle.
ยฉ 2008, Washington Post Writers Group





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