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What Rittenhouse’s Crying Means to Psychos

According to our media experts, in a fair and non-racist society, Rittenhouse would have been killed before he turned 18.

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Kyle Rittenhouse breaks down as he testifies during his trial at the Kenosha County Courthouse in Kenosha, Wis., November 10, 2021.

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Have you noticed that a lot of psychos have access to the media lately? Psychotic stuff is shared across media constantly now. We’re perpetually being told that in the future we’re going to eat bugs and own nothing, and we’ll like it. A “neuro-divergent” child named Greta has been turned into a celebrity-environmentalist scold and made to scowl at world leaders. Last week, Bloomberg media shared a story about inflation and advertised it this way: “The inflated price of Thanksgiving this year will make you thankful you don’t have a bigger family.” Ah, yes! These days everyone is looking at the price of canned cranberry sauce and thinking, “Gee, I’m so glad that at least some of my family members died young. And I’m grateful for all the miscarriages too!” Everyone who is a complete lunatic, I mean.

But the pro-max-elite Operating Thetan–level psychos have apparently all been tasked with writing about Kyle Rittenhouse crying, and what that means. As you may know, Kyle Rittenhouse shot at three people during the riots in Kenosha last year, killing two of them. He was 17 years old.

Michael Brendan Dougherty

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Michael Brendan Dougherty

Michael Brendan Dougherty is a senior writer at National Review Online.

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