. . . who would do this so much better. But here is my reaction to last week’s Alito hearings, sung to the tune of the old Nat King Cole hit “Mona Lisa.”

Sam Alito, Sam Alito, Ted defames you,

You’re so like Scalia in his bleary eyes.

With “Concerned Alumni” Ted attempts to shame you,

But the country sees right through his weary lies.

Do you smile to please the liberals, Sam Alito?

Or is this the confidence of someone smart?

Many cases will be brought to your doorstep,

Law will live there, or will die there.

Are you right, are you real, Sam Alito,

Or a judicial pragmatist who’ll break our hearts?