It’s not often that I find myself in agreement with Slate’s Dahlia Lithwick, so I’ll seize the occasion and highlight her observation that Chief Justice Roberts, in his unanimous opinion yesterday in FCC v. AT&T, wrote “what may be the funniest closing sentences in opinion-writing history”:

The protection in FOIA against disclosure of law enforcement information on the ground that it would constitute an unwarranted invasion of personal privacy does not extend to corporations. We trust that AT&T will not take it personally.