That’s the number of times the Justice Department has used the super-dooper-scary Section 215 of the Patriot Act which critics say allows the jack-booted thugs of the Leviathan State to come riding into town woopin and a hollerin’ kick’n and stomp’n all over our civil liberties. That’s 0 times the government has searched libraries. That’s 0 times it’s rummaged through your video rental records like Bill Clinton at an interns underwear drawer. Zero.

In fact, I’m kind of ticked off. Why hasn’t the Federal Government used 215 more? Why hasn’t it searched the records of these bad guys. Don’t get me wrong, I like the egg on the face of the naysayers, but maybe we should be giving the civil libertarians a little more ammo. You know?

UPDATE: Sorry, I didn’t post the link to the story.