College football bowl season kicks off tonight with the San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl. This will be followed in the coming weeks by the PapaJohns.com Bowl, and of course, that perennial holiday classic, the Meineke Car Care Bowl.

This kind of gratuitous corporate sponsorship has become so acceptable, it’s kind of surprising that presidential candidates, hard up for cash, haven’t started selling the naming rights to their campaigns. In this week’s News in Five, we took a look at each candidates’ top contributors to see who would get the honors:

Enjoy the bowl games, and tune in next year for new episodes.