Just wanted to boast, and to see that th thingee that is so much in the news. By the way, you single folks out there who want to come on the National Review 2004 Post-Election Caribbean Cruise but find your inner wallflower is preventing your bon vivant Id from signing up, stop girlie-manning! Sign up: So far over 60 unattached souls–all sexes, ages, makes, and models–are coming. You won’t be a 5th wheel (there’s that th again!) or the odd man/woman out. Odds are you’ll be the life of the party (make that parties–a number are planned), and you’re sure to make a gaggle of new friends (and who knows, maybe a future better half!).

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