John, re that Washington Post story, last night at the big NR event I said that what Democrat voters wanted was a new face on the old pieties. That’s why their debate offered potentially the first black president, the first female president, the first Hispanic president and the first preening metrosexual president all spouting the same-old same-old. So it’s heartening to see that the Post’s candidate for the 2028 election – America’s first Jewish, first gay and first foreign-born president rolled into one – is, even at the tender age of 19, already singing the same old songs:

Pro-choice… stricter gun laws… persistence of racism when considering affirmative action.

Gee, he sounds awfully middle-aged for a college sophomore. That’s the exciting new platform for 2028? Why don’t they just run him now?