That’s where the Goldberg clan is, I just read outloud to my wife this absurdly out of date op-ed in USA Today. It’s news hook is something that happened fifteen months ago. But other than that it’s indistinguishable from the usual tripe.

Update: Sorry, some folks might be a little confused. I’m on Route 404 West heading home from the beach. I’m using my wireless doohickey. As for the op-ed, Kathryn prodded me to notice that I hadn’t included a link. That’s been fixed. Sorry for the confusion.