I’m in Chicago for a debate tonight at DePaul. But lest you think it’s all champagne wishes and caviar dreams out here, I’m staying at the O’Hare Comfort Inn. I get the sense that I’d have an easier time finding a hooker near my hotel than a decent meal.

Update: Thanks for all the suggestions. A half dozen of you suggested I simply call for a hooker and have her bring a pizza.

As for the other reccomendations, they’re appreciated, but I don’t have a car and what I’m really bummed about is that I can’t walk around Chicago, which I love to do. Anyway, I’m told that there are delivery menus downstairs.