From a reader:

Dear Jonah,
Last night, the Bush daughters made me feel all growed up. Why am I all growed up at nineteen? That’s hardly fair. But these girls terrified me, while fmr. Mayor Rudy Giuliani, Senator McCain, Governor Schwarzeneggar, and the First Lady had me laughing repeatedly, sometimes loudly. What’s a fellow to do? Am I now banned from shopping malls?