I was always a Vesta Chow Mein man myself, but to read stories like this is to know that there’s still hope for old England:

Pot Noodle, the instant snack favoured by students short on time and taste buds, has invented possibly the ultimate fast food – the doner kebab flavour….Unilever, the food giant behind Pot Noodles, is unrepentant. Grahame Walker, at the company, said: “Kebab Pot Noodle is truly the clash of the male food titans! When it came to developing a new flavour there was one obvious choice – the nation’s favourite late-night takeaway. We know men love a good kebab as well as a Pot Noodle so we thought we’d combine the two to create the ultimate man food snack.”