The only spontaneous moment at the Oscars appeared to be Jennifer Garner nearly falling down. But that evidently wasn’t the case. Tom Hanks, by leagues the most successful movie star in the history of the business, was apparently caught momentarily cursing quite foully as he made his way onto the stage. Defamer claims he was angry because the orchestra leader played him in with the theme to Forrest Gump, but there’s also talk something Jon Stewart said made him angry. Clips of the Hanks curse (no sound, only the lips) were circulating on the web yesterday but seem to have mysteriously disappeared due to the intervention of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. Ooooooh. A mystery!