Let the hate mail begin:

I can’t believe you let Jonah post about Shepard Smith. Do you realize how many Corner women have a crush on him (and other FOXNEWS guys)?!? There are tons of things you can post on, but you tell your geeky weenie boys over at the Corner to leave Shep alone.
I think it’s time Mother Superior lays down the law…if Jonah thinks nasty email is part of the job, just wait until I unleash thousands of hormonal women on him!

ME: Messing with Greg Kelly would have put Jonah in the corner of The Corner.