From someone with nothing better to do (and I mean that in a good way):

Forget Shaft and Superfly, the Corner’s theme song this week is pure Immigrant Song: ( this is pure doggerel ludicrousness, I know. My only excuse is it’s 5pm on a Wednesday…)
AAAAAaaaAAAAAh, AAAAAaaaAAAAAh,
We come from the land of the NRO
from the midnight post where the KLO blows.
The hammer of the mods!!!
Will drive our workers to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying:
Los Angeles, I am illegally migrating!!
On we sweep with threshing oar,
Our only goal the Rio Grande shore.
AAAAAaaaAAAAAh, AAAAAaaaAAAAAh,
We come from the land of Cancun you know,
from the Aztec sun where the Corona flows.
How soft your fields so green,
Can whisper tales of Al Gore,
Of how we calmed the tides of the poor!
We take all your JAWDs!!!
Dems, we sweep with threshing oar,
Our only goal will be that northern shore.
So now you’d better stop and rebuild your voter base ruins,
For peace and districting around cheap illegal immigrants can win the day
Despite of all your losing.
—original lyrics—
Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
>from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods
Will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying:
Valhalla, I am coming!
On we sweep with threshing oar,
Our only goal will be the western shore.
Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
>from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
How soft your fields so green,
Can whisper tales of gore,
Of how we calmed the tides of war.
We are your overlords.
On we sweep with threshing oar,
Our only goal will be the western shore.
So now you’d better stop and rebuild all your ruins,
For peace and trust can win the day
Despite of all your losing.