Ugh. The president turns 81 in a few months and looks and sounds like a doddering old man. President Trump isnโ€™t far behind at 77 years old, and his Truth Social feed is an endless variety of unhinged rants and conspiracy theories. Weโ€™re all hoping 81-year-old Mitch McConnell doesnโ€™t freeze up again, or have any further consequences of his previous falls and concussion. And 90-year-old Dianne Feinstein needs her staff to remind her what sheโ€™s doing from moment to moment.

Despite a lot of complaints about an American gerontocracy, no one can pry these seniorsโ€™ fingers off the steering wheel of the ship of state. But at least we no longer have Nancy Pelosi running the House of Representatives as speaker, and sheโ€™s headed towards retirement, and โ€” wait, what?

Oh, come on! Who was asking for this? Pelosi turns 84 in March! Sheโ€™s older than McConnell and Biden!

Itโ€™s San Francisco and Pelosi is an incumbent, which means the process of her running for reelection is little more than a formality.