I should know better:

K-Lo,
Hank Hill does NOT wear a “wife-beater.” He wears a plain, white , short-sleeve T-shirt. His neighbor, the loser Bill Deautrive, wears a wife beater, which is a sleeve-less white T, typically ribbed. Hank is a family man who misses voting for Reagan & sells propane & propane accessories. Please don’t drag him down to Bill’s level.