I’m here in the lobby of the JW Marriott and the excitement is palpable. Who knows how things will go tonight at the Conservative Summit? All I know is it’s time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian.* I’ll report back when I can, where I can and possibly even from the can. Excelsior.

* Apologies to Cotton McKnight of the Ocho.