A nice e-mail to start the day (I’ve been up since 4, Pacific Time).

Jonah,
Consider this fan e-mail. I first found you on the then-new Drudge Report around 10-11 years ago. I was intrigued by your name, so I clicked on it, and read your column about the 30th anniversary of Woodstock (back when you and The Couch were practically co-authors!). In it, you referred to the “endentulous” Wavy Gravy. I had never heard that word before so I looked it up. Thank you for expanding my vocabulary by one more word! I found your column (and all the ones after it) to be informative, well thought-out and often side-splittingly funny. I’m a dedicated Corner junkie and subscribe to your new weekly e-mailed column (nice to hear from The Couch again). I was a bit angered from those couple of e-mails you received demanding to be unsubscribed. I thought “Ha! Unsubscribe from Jonah’s column? Only when you pry it from my cold, dead, inbox.”
Keep up the fantastic work, and never lose your sense of humor. It’s needed, especially in light of recent events.
Have a wonderful and blessed day,

By the way, if you’re not a G-File subscriber you won’t get my stunning expose of a certain beloved Saturday morning cartoon. Tune in tomorrow.