Another e-mail:

Your story about your friends texting on the way to have their baby was good. My best friend’s wife actually liveblogged from the hospital when she had her last one recently. And, when they had one of their other children, my friend sent updates from the delivery room soliciting votes for the child’s name from all his friends. It was pretty funny.

Next up: Instant baby blogs upon meeting parents. I’m thinking…upon seeing the American flag on his parents’ SUV, baby blogs: “How can I love my parents when they are supporters of the most corrupt, willfully ignorant, deceitful, lying administration in our nation’s history?”