An e-mail:

got a call from Gallup this weekend. Gives you a lot of faith in these polls when you actually sit through one. After the presidential preferences questions, pollster moved to Olympics. She pronouced them the BeL-ging Olympics. Later, after I had toed the conservative line, she asked, โ€œWhat party preference do you have?โ€ I answered, โ€œCan you guess?โ€ She said, โ€œI donโ€™t have any idea.โ€