Kathryn de Borgia
Is headed to Georgia
Makes old Sherman Willy
Look quite willy nilly
But she’s not a loner
Along comes Ole Jonah
And, as generous dowry
They bring you Rich Lowry.
If I were Ted Turner
I’d be a quick learner
And run for my life
From NRO strife !

–Gerald Augustinus Naus

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