A drunken English yob “sent an email to the White House full of abusive and threatening language,” referring to President Obama as a (rhymes with trick). As a result, “The police came and took my picture and told me I was banned from America forever.”

I’m happy our authorities are taking threats seriously and, assuming this was a genuine threat, I’m pleased this lout will be excluded from our shores.

But it does give rise to an idea — what if we get illegal aliens to send abusive e-mails to White House — will they then be kept out of the country? Worth a try!