Definitive commentary on the BBC from this football (oh, โ€œsoccerโ€, sorry) writer:

โ€œItโ€™s insane but we live in a country where itโ€™s illegal to watch โ€“ or even own โ€“ a television unless you pay the BBC money.

You canโ€™t argue about it.

You canโ€™t demand money back for all the years they paid Sid Littleโ€™s wages. You canโ€™t demand a rebate because you donโ€™t want to see the bloody Proms or because Peter Sissons has a pointy head or because you think Andrew โ€™sexed upโ€™ Gilligan is a liar.

You just have to pay. No arguing.

The BBC can and does put people in jail for not paying them money to watch TV. Even if they donโ€™t watch the BBC much, or even at all.

You wouldnโ€™t think that watching TV is a crime punishable by imprisonment would you? But it is.

Once the BBC has our money, they spend a lot of it pompously telling us how we should โ€˜get a different perspectiveโ€™.

Of course, every weekend millions of us get a different perspective not by watching Jim Davidson on the Generation Game but by taking ecstasy and other mind-bending intoxicants, which is frankly the only way to endure much of the BBCโ€™s output.

They also spend a lot of time and money interviewing each other about how impartial, perceptive and wonderful they are, even though it is increasingly untrue. โ€œ

Way to go.

Via Andrew Sullivan