Enough of this dull political stuff! Let’s talk real news: BritneySisterGate.

This is another data point in support of Steve Sailer’s theory that we are dividing into two tribes: (1) People who get married but put off having babies, and (2) People who have babies but put off getting married.

Since, according to our Newspaper of Record, “The baby-faced blond star of TV’s tween craze ‘Zoey 101′ says she’s already three months preggers by mop-topped Louisiana lover Casey Aldridge — an 18-year-old fellow Christian whom she met at church,” it is also a data point in support of the Steynian thesis that believers will out-breed the godless.