If you’re like me, you’ll understand the world better if you view it through the prism of Rosie O’Donnell’s free verse blog.

“sometime around 10

puffy – p diddy – sean john

my neighbor here in miami

had a fire works show

right in his backyard

how fun

i had 4 crying kids

and a puppy who peed himself

whimpering in terror

sounded like a war zone

downtown baghdad

a subway in london

a hotel in egypt

and on and on

and on”

(Warning: There are photos.)