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Beware Mechanized Umps and Golden Nightingales

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Left: Home Plate Umpire Brian O.Nora looks on during the sixth inning of a game between the Chicago White Sox and Minnesota Twins at Target Field in Minneapolis, Minn., April 22, 2025. Right: Vilhelm Pedersen’s illustration for Hans Christian Andersen’s Nightingale.

Jesse Johnson-Imagn Images, Public domain/via Wikimedia

While I’m not contractually banned from writing sports takes at NR, it would be a shame to get fired before starting my seventh year here. Instead, I’d like to tell you a little story.

According to Hans Christian Andersen, many years ago, the emperor of China had a magnificent palace and garden. But those who came to see it didn’t remark on the porcelain walls or incredible flowers. No, they marveled at a small brown bird, a nightingale, which was listened to with great delight by a poor fisherman and a little kitchen maid. When the emperor discovered this bird, he requested that it come and sing for him in his throne room — which the little bird did.

Sarah Schutte

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Sarah Schutte

Sarah Schutte is the podcast manager for National Review and an associate editor for National Review magazine. Originally from Dayton, Ohio, she is a children's literature aficionado and Mendelssohn 4 enthusiast.

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