Todayโ€™s New York Times Book Review contains a letter from Daniel Okrent, who was the Timesโ€™ inaugural โ€œpublic editorโ€ a decade or so ago, complaining that President Clintonโ€™s notorious dalliance with his intern should not be called โ€œthe Lewinsky scandal.โ€ Okrent quotes Miss Lewinskyโ€™s mother: โ€œShe was a college-age intern. He was the most powerful man in the world. Why is the scandal named after her?โ€

Thatโ€™s fine, except (1) scandals are not always, or even usually, called by the name of the chief villain. They are just as often named after victims (the Dreyfus affair), companies (Crรฉdit Mobilier), code names (Fast and Furious), beneficiaries (Iran-Contra), or even buildings (Watergate). And, more to the point, (2) if you ever did make reference to โ€œthe Clinton scandal,โ€ the inevitable response would be: โ€œWhich one?โ€