As readers of Impromptus know, I’m a bit of a connoisseur of bumper stickers — the more hateful and offensive, the better (for commenting on, I mean). Well, a reader out in Olympia, Wash., saw a doozy this morning: “Who Would Jesus Bomb?” To make it even more perfect, it was on a Prius.

Of course, the Prius driver should wise up: Any true conservative would ask, “Whom would Jesus bomb?”