Too many bowling movies, Derb, and you might have to do what this women’s husband did:

The Tony Blair’s story made me smile….I told my husband when we were
dating that the only time men send you flowers is when they are having
an affair. The first time he sent me flowers I would know what he was
trying to say.
In 25 years I haven’t gotten flowers.
On the bright side I did get a new car for our 25th anniversary. Much
better!