Glancing quickly over this story, I misapprehended the photo caption (“Police attended Boy George’s home following reports of a

burglary”) — to be precise, I misread the word “burglary” — and thought to

myself: How is this news?

I note, by the way, that Boy George is now 44. Isn’t that a bit old to be calling yourself “Boy”? Shouldn’t it be “Guy George”? Heading towards “Geezer George”? I’m only asking.