From a reader:

Jonah: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt won’t marry until “everyone else has the right to do so.” However, they will continue to do each other like rabbits in heat. After all, one can only make so many sacrifices in life. Can you say, “Pretentious twits”? Oy.

Me: Hey, look I can respect people who are pro-gay marriage. I don’t think it’s an intellectually and morally indefensible position even if I’m opposed to it. But, I don’t get it. Do these guys really think their boycott will sway a lot of people? “Gosh, I was against dudes marrying each other before. But if it’ll get those two crazy kids together, what they hey, it’s worth it.”

Note: Typo fixed.