Truly, no write-up can do the California Cryobank celebrity look-a-like sperm search justice quite like a look at its website:

Have you ever wondered if your favorite donor looks like anyone famous? You know how tall he is and his hair and eye color, but wouldn’t it be great to have an idea of what he really LOOKS like?
Now you can find out with a CLICK of your mouse!

The celebrity-name menu includes both young and older Russell Crowe options.

I think this, like much of politics these days, falls in the reality is more absurd than fiction or parody ever could be.