HOLLYWOOD, California (Reuters)

— ABC is developing a gay version of ‘Hart to Hart,’ in which a pair of interior decorators stumble upon a murder each week, Variety reports.”

Here are some titles which come to mind:

Murder, He Wrote

Columbeau

Diagnosis: Makeover

Ultra-Mod Squad

Drag-Net

Christopher Street Blues

CSI: Provincetown

Note to offended readers: Lighten up– I’m not the one launching a TV show based on two interior decorators.