A word from the wise: “Derb—Britney’s real problem is that she is one of

those typical Southern girls (and I say this as a Southerner) who are more

attractive at age 15 than they ever are again in their lives. After 15,

it’s all thicker waists and wider butts and darker hair (at least the

roots). There was a good reason that Southern girls traditionally married

young — just like the way smart investors sold their tech stocks in 1999,

when they peaked.”

I guess that explains Jerry Lee Lewis.

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