Here’s how it’s going…some early (and shamelessly selectively chosen) statistics from the EU elections:

Poland: turn-out estimated at, ahem, 21 percent;

Sweden: Votes for the (fledgling) euroskeptics of the Junilistan: 14 percent (three seats);

Holland: anti-EU corruption crusaders: two seats;

UK: anti-EU UK Independence Party 17 percent (12 seats), the (generally) euroskeptic Tories 27 percent (25 seats); and

Czech Republic: the euroskeptic Civic Democrats come top with around 29 percent of the vote.

Ha ha ha.