Mildly amusing Borowitz Report:

Former Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry, who was accused of being overly affectionate in public with his then-running mate, Sen. John Edwards, while on the 2004 campaign trail, was one of the first to note the steamy display between Mr. Bush and Prince Abdullah.
“John and I looked pretty gay, I’ll admit, but not as gay as these two,” said Mr. Kerry. “I was like, get a room!”